Miscellaneous: Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2014 19:26 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By Med - 13/11/2012 12:02 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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Deemon_Cat 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:21

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a **** her life.

Samuraixman 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 1:33

have sex with her boyfriend

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Brooklynxman 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:14

Beat the shit out of her while she's passed out, then steal her boyfriend (he obviously finds you more attractive)

Jsgirl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:20

LMAO sorry for it happening to you tho

deliapearl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:28

piss on her

annamg 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:32

ydi for screeching at her like a harpy.

FarSide 22

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:32

I would have made sure she woke up with her panties in her mouth.

BalenciagaBetch9 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:50

eww i wouldve said this is what i think of you, and then peed on her face. that stupid bitch

liquidbunny 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 5:27

Not really an fml, she was drunk therefore not responsible for her actions. Everyone knows that. Its more like a fhl since she threw up perfectly good booze on you. An 84.00 tab down the drain. Next time try to dress worst than everyone else and dont mess with jealous drunk bitches and you might make it out of the club punch and vomit free. Look on the bright side take a 10 minute shower and the vomit slides right off. Just please stay away from the shampoo with the dog on the bottle, no need to 2 fmls in one night.

Hoax_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 9:42

Actually, if a drunk girl has consensual sex with a guy she can wake up the next morning in scream RAPE!, because, you know, shes not responsible for her actions.