By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
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Deemon_Cat 0

You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._. after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a **** her life.

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echarperouge 0

I hope you called the police. Facing an assault charge and public intoxication would be rather more unpleasant than a black eye and a ruined dress. :)

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arsenic_fml 0

HAHAHAHA i hope this isn't a fake because that is hysterical.

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ddrluna 2

I would have taken her into the bathroom to "clean her up" like someone else said, then put her head in a toilet and pissed on it.

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ilg4evr 0

does anyone think she deserved getting puked on because she was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch? don't stupid bitches scream at other stupid bitches? lol

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slearnaro92 0

WHAT A STUPID FUGIN SMUT!!!! if i were you i would of punched her back and walked away b4 being puked on b.c then she won and your icky so that sux.

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kellster 2

YDI for expecting better from bar people!

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emba_fml 13

who said she's hot? maybe the other chick is just gross as ****

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flinkpamingo 0

Way to go! Life is just tough at the top.

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wwwwwyl 0

come on~it's just like the movie'my wild girlfriend'~~~have you watched it ?

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