Miscellaneous: Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely...

By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 369

You deserved it 3 803

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 046

You deserved it 5 217

By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 825

You deserved it 17 170

By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson

Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 557

You deserved it 7 792

By scumdresser - 29/09/2012 20:34 - United States - Pittsford

Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 408

You deserved it 2 302

By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 930

You deserved it 349

By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 303

You deserved it 4 521

By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 180

You deserved it 12 877

Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 362

You deserved it 3 164

Dog people

By peta eata - 02/08/2021 13:01 - United States

Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 154

You deserved it 89

By mmromig - 08/02/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 485

You deserved it 5 587

inner_peace 19

Wednesday 19 March 2014 23:38

There are some crazy people in this world, OP. Be careful.

sabrinalynn22 19

Wednesday 19 March 2014 23:38

Whip your hair back and forth in that crazy lady's face.

Comments

shahir 3

Thursday 20 March 2014 6:31

U should ******* hold her hair nd give one on her face nd send her back no..

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 20 March 2014 13:51

Huh?

Clairelover 5

Thursday 20 March 2014 6:54

KissYounger.C♥m place for Younger Women Seeking Older Men

CyberGothic 16

Thursday 20 March 2014 7:42

Yeah...and the unfortunate need replacement teeth, is she willing to donate to the cause? Didn't think so.

hulopro 16

Thursday 20 March 2014 10:42

You should invest in a lock

simsgirlgem 25

Thursday 20 March 2014 11:40

Restraining order and while it be embarrassing say you have lice ergo problem solved with this crazy braude

Turbo_Turtle 14

Thursday 20 March 2014 11:45

Yikes, op. As a fellow long hair lover, this is my worst nightmare.

superdom 12

Thursday 20 March 2014 12:15

I would have punched her

blackychan63 12

Thursday 20 March 2014 12:33

Punch that bitch in the throat.

blackychan63 12

Thursday 20 March 2014 12:35

This reminds me of "of mice and man" when lennie (dumb guy) grabs a chick's hair and wouldn't let go and broke her neck.. O.o

Ki11erC 18

Thursday 20 March 2014 12:50

Never heard of donating hair or any of these crazy people touching and draping someone else's hair over them. Weird people in the world.

rawr_ily96 24

Friday 21 March 2014 13:37

There are special charities that you can donate your hair to so they can make wigs out of it for chemo patients. With most, you have to donate at least 8 inches at a time, and your hair cannot be dyed or bleached. I do it every time I can get a ponytail of 8 inches and my boyfriend's aunt loves her new blond hair from me. :) She's doing chemo for her breast cancer and was devastated when she lost her long hair.