Work: Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their...

By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 01:37 - United States - Solon Springs

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

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By Jen - 20/10/2016 16:32

Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2012 04:00 - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

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By christacat - 28/09/2016 10:24 - United States - Delaware

Today, I have a speech impediment that's recently become more noticeable. My entire family has decided that the best way to go about handling it is to mock me whenever I try to say something. FML

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By ziatenaj - 15/10/2010 10:52 - United States

Today, at work, I was trying to repeat an order back to this guy, when his drunk girlfriend started to interrupt me. Whenever I would open my mouth, she would say "Blah blah blah." Literally. Eventually, I gave up. I got his order wrong, and got yelled at by my manager for not repeating his order. FML

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By ImprovTeacher - 16/06/2019 14:05

Today, I was teaching a small group of improv students. I asked one guy to do a monologue, and laughed to myself while he did so. I said, "Sorry, I'm just laughing at the way you're doing it." He then got upset and pointed out that he had a speech impediment. FML

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By Rmglrsm - 23/06/2016 02:21

Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 00:32 - United States - Missouri City

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

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By Flippy - 29/08/2010 00:05 - United States

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

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OhimWilliam 1

Wednesday 25 July 2012 9:18

Shoulda punched him back and say you thought he was making fun of yours

mpj13 8

Wednesday 25 July 2012 9:17

Good luck talking your way out of this one

Comments

DatDudeSnoddy 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:02

I would've got fired today!

noisebox 1

Sunday 29 July 2012 17:24

You should have punched them back in the face immediately only harder.... I would have.

kaykay2234849 6

Thursday 2 August 2012 4:20

I hope you pressed assault charges against them!

JessicaR92 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 1:28

That is so disrespectful. She simply said she would be afraid to get a reaction like the one op did it sounds like she didn't mean anything wrong just her opinion

JessicaR92 4

Tuesday 2 October 2012 1:30

Honestly I wouldn't work in a place that requires communication with the public the entire shift ill be very shy and a fraud of how others will act but not all people feel the same

dgreen0141 2

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:52

I read through all of your comments and all of your replies on this post. And all I can say is that you are a dumb bitch. The only purpose of me making an account was to tell you this. And I looked at your account. I highly doubt that you are in any sort of college. I know I'll get thumbs downed to hell for this post. But you are an idiot.