By alaillama - 30/06/2015 22:19 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML
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alaillama 14

OP here: just to say that a) it was a small lap dog, but very ferocious. The bus was very crowded so I was pressed up against the dog, holding my phone with one hand and the other by my side (it bit that one); b) I had washed my hands just 20 minutes before getting on the bus (in the LADIES toilets), so they must have smelled on soap or of nothing at all. I checked afterwards and I couldn't smell anything unusual; c) thankfully my stop was pretty close so it wasn't long before I could treat it Thanks for all your concerns in the comments! It's really nice to hear them- it's healing quickly and hopefully there won't be a scar :) xxx

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Soloman212 28

We all know why your hands smelled of meat you lonely perv.

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Klima_fml 29

Sucks when people can't take responsibility of their own animals in situations like this, to them the pet is a saint and anything that happens is automatically the other persons fault, sorry OP!

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xluciferx666 21

I would have punted that dog out of the bus window

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kilbridedoesfml 13

Why in the world would you be vegetarian. ( If it is for religious reasons I understand).

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preacher151 5

Did you report it? Dog bites are reportable in the UK, and it's now a criminal act not to be in full control of a dog in public.

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JayZen 6

Aren't we all just delicious sacks of meat?

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