did you try to pet the dog? if thats the case ydi, never approach a dog you dont know. if the dog sniffed you out, thats shit and is definitely his fault

Take the nigga to court, you can have the doge put down or get some $$$

thats why it bit you. ydi

Becoming a vegetarian sounds like a missed steak

That's like saying, "Oh, you're wearing slutty clothes, you deserve to be raped."

Oh yes, of course a 100% meat enthusiast ;p Pet owners like him ruin the name for all the rest

"your hands smell of meat" ... my hands ARE meat.. we are all made of meat...meat and water

sue them!!

OP here: just to say that a) it was a small lap dog, but very ferocious. The bus was very crowded so I was pressed up against the dog, holding my phone with one hand and the other by my side (it bit that one); b) I had washed my hands just 20 minutes before getting on the bus (in the LADIES toilets), so they must have smelled on soap or of nothing at all. I checked afterwards and I couldn't smell anything unusual; c) thankfully my stop was pretty close so it wasn't long before I could treat it Thanks for all your concerns in the comments! It's really nice to hear them- it's healing quickly and hopefully there won't be a scar :) xxx

Penis