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By pool party - 29/05/2013 00:48 - United States - Rockford

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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By pist - 13/05/2018 01:30

Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By Jerrrr - 27/05/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML

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Defense!

By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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By no - 17/11/2014 02:26 - United States

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 21:53 - United States - Springboro

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

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By Z - 26/11/2012 10:26 - Australia

Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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1, 2, 3… FIRE!

By Username - 11/08/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML

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WonkeyDonkey 10

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:52

Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 29 May 2013 9:52

They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.

Comments

fyl7899 12

Thursday 30 May 2013 13:14

Totally worth it!!

tenac71 6

Thursday 30 May 2013 15:18

worth it!

anjelicalala 7

Thursday 30 May 2013 22:32

You need to get their asses to pay for it aha

Viez_fml 2

Thursday 30 May 2013 22:53

Headshots woulda been your friend.

pheonix_flash 7

Friday 31 May 2013 0:27

Worth it!

MiaTheMartian 21

Friday 31 May 2013 3:30

Worth it

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 31 May 2013 4:22

Maybe the paintballs were excessive and just asking them to leave was an option but making the conscious decision to enter private property and using something that's not yours is too. The way I see it you're on my property so we'll play by my rules.

liftthatchevy 7

Saturday 1 June 2013 17:44

Nicer than me, I woulda pulled out my gun

vonzonderen 3

Sunday 2 June 2013 2:50

I have the feeling you're kind of rich and snobby so I don't feel any sympathy for you...I can imagine myself being one of those kids and you are kind of the jerk in my eyes...like you have a pool, just let people have fun once in a while!

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 2 June 2013 18:15

#176 what?! Whether you think they're snobby or a jerk that doesn't give you the right to break into their yard and swim in their pool y'know?! Go to a public swimming pool for god sake, don't jump into someone pool without permission because they're a "jerk".

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 2 June 2013 18:12

**** sake... Just make sure you have secure fencing and gates, then if anyone jumps in you can call the cops and point out they've broken into your garden and are in your property and using your pool without permission. DON'T ******* shoot them with a paintball gun, that's not how you deal with it!