By agent_awesome - 21/09/2011 15:25 - United Kingdom

Today, a fly got stuck up my nose while I was giving a speech. FML
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agent_awesome 10

i popped it out by holding down the other nostril and blowing.it was awkward. but atleast i gave the people a story to tell. one day when its not so fresh i will look back and laugh...i hope

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Epsilonyx 15

What you did next, I can only imagine.

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A100893 30

So what did the audience do while you were shooting a fly out of your nostril?

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vi3tno_romeo 5

Drowned the poor fly in snots didn't ya!..

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barca1084 0

Did u finish ur speech?

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Stylin_Since_97 10

"Smells" like trouble Nobody "nose" why the fly did that The speech is now "stuck" in everyones memory Do you catch my whiff?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Where you giving your valedictorian speech about being accepted to perdix university?

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Cram_Burglar 0

And in conclusio-- kpffghhh what the pfffhhuckggppkkk

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bubo_fml 10

My girlfriend called me "fly" & I called her my "penis fly trap." Now, she's my ex...No sense of humour!!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I can see why. That was no joke, more like an insult to her.

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MarioDragon 14

That's like asking what color her toothbrush is.

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ShyAnn29 14

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die. This FML reminded me of that song lol

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ShyAnn29 14

I don't know why I thought of that song, but it did lol.

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