Miscellaneous: Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis"...

By Dog_Lover - 18/12/2012 15:30 - Canada - Montreal

Today, a friend informed me that my dog's name means "penis" in Greek. I live in a predominantly Greek neighbourhood, and apparently I've been screaming for "dong" every evening for the past 3 years. No wonder they don't talk to me much. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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Tuesday 18 December 2012 18:56

"Good dick, who's a good dick?"

YoTengoTomatoes 7

Tuesday 18 December 2012 18:57

What kind of name is "Dong" for a dog anyway?

Comments

gman90210 18

Wednesday 19 December 2012 5:24

No that's a truly funny one thanks for the laugh.

IsThatAHorse 5

Wednesday 19 December 2012 5:50

That blows OP

8KAGE8 8

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:31

Well, the name "Péos" is kind if sketchy from the start...

helen29 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 8:21

I'm Greek n dong doesn't mean penis! ???

helen29 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 8:24

ok so wtfs ur dogs real name u dong!?

kirastarr808 3

Wednesday 19 December 2012 15:49

Her dogs name isn't dong.. It's Kavli

KirstenZ 6

Wednesday 19 December 2012 18:14

Hahaha. This was funny.

sioux4 17

Wednesday 19 December 2012 19:19

Just curious... Why did you name your dog Dong?

unluckygirl86 4

Wednesday 19 December 2012 20:44

Lol dong is one of the many names for penis in Australia. It's what they call money in Vietnam too. :) I'd just giggle if my neighbours or friends dog was called dong haha.