Intimacy: Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year...

By VelocityMary - 30/07/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

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By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By SisterOfTard - 10/11/2014 16:31 - United States - Florence

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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AnneFTW 17

Friday 31 July 2009 0:16

Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 31 July 2009 0:16

Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?

Comments

ImFree17 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:55

Seriously? You think we can't? Well unless you're a troll too. I mean seriously its EASY to get laid when you're a girl! I am one! @OP,, I wouldn't **** your friend. lol Even to loose your v-card. Atleast do it with a guy you're dating lol.

sireen 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:56

please don't do that .. you'll meet someone speial and it'll be worth it :)

plexico 3

Friday 31 July 2009 0:57

So, he trade his wee for your Wii? (If you do take up his offer, and you are a virgin, you should hope his wee is wee. Eventually, you will want to trade up for a wee that is not so wee and can make you go, "Whee!" And then go buy a new Wii.)

lmmmr 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:26

You know, I read this FML, and I thought, "Plexico needs to comment on this."

McA513M 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:45

LMAO!!! That had to be one of the best comments I've ever read. Thanks plexico!! :)

XOfiestypixie 0

Friday 31 July 2009 6:14

My oh my Plexico. What a genius you are. ;)

lmmmr 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:00

If you're a classless ***** with daddy issues, it might be. Otherwise, you know, if you don't open up to everyone on the street and have standards higher than two eyes and penis, it's a little more complicated. And also more rewarding.

iain08 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:05

lmao you filthy ****

DrunkIrishman 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:08

Yeah, because the FML says she took the Wii and/or was looking for an excuse to lose her v-card with some random friend. God, I almost prefer the damn trolls to your stupidity.

xxlillyxx 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:12

daannggg.... tell ur friend ur wii is biger and better than his wee and he should go *** himself!!!!!! u deserve better... go get a nice boy....

g33ktr0n 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:13

@Kylias lmao! Best comment!

ChefBoy6382 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:17

listen, you're a chick. Go out, have a drink. grab a hot guy, and let him **** you silly. not a hard thing to figure out...

kissa148 3

Friday 31 July 2009 1:48

haha, well that is a really simple thing to do just find the guy and let him **** her silly.

lowcapacityx 0

Friday 31 July 2009 1:24

UM! What has the world come to? Disgusting. When was being a virgin a bad thing? If you seriously did that you need to check your self-esteem twice and maybe even the third time because that's beyond pathetic.