By VelocityMary - 30/07/2009 15:52 - United States

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Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML
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AnneFTW 17

Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

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allmidnighteyes 10

Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?

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Inoku 0

Did you remind him that he just propositioned you for prostitution?

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brandnewyou 0

there's nothing wrong with being 19 and a virgin, wait for the right person.

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justanotherhuman 21

@41: Now now, that's arguing taste. Rewards are only worth what people are willing to do for them. For some, two eyes and a penis are enough. A worthwhile relationship with a someone that loves and respects you as much as you do them... that would be the 'standards' part, and *no one* has an easy time finding that, when it comes to being vulnerable enough to love. @31: Your first two sentences: Wow. Third, fourth, and fifth sentences: think election '09- 'yes you can'. Women need only go find a guy they find physically appealing, and proposition them for a better than 75/25 chance of getting *laid*. Be it for kicks or losing virginity. Medical or mental disorders notwithstanding- you most certainly can just go out and 5 nights out of 7 and get 'f*ed whenever" you want. When all else fails: find a college town. Sixth sentence: Masturbation, sure, is great and gets you to the big O. But NOT being a virgin means sex. Sex (for both parties, if done right) is *literally* pissing a new fluid in *joy* because of the pleasure another human being is causing/giving you. Personally, THAT is what was so bad about being a virgin- the "no sex" part. Seventh sentence: other than splitting hairs on who/what 'the right' person means... agreed!

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McA513M 0

Not only is your friend a manwhore, but a bad one at that. A Wii? Surely, you had something else that is of higher value to give to your friend in addition to your virginity. Both FYL & YDI for having a cheap prostitute for a friend.

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saze_fml 0

**** that shit OP, sex aint all that it is cracked up to be. Keep ur virginity and **** what everyone else thinks. Did u do it though?

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shirvon100 0

no deal tell him that your staying firm at a controller set and mario kart or no deal

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kirby1026 0

Wow. what an a hole. I hope you didn't agree.

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BigSky 5

Wait for the right man.

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ChefBoy6382 0

your an ass. why turn a friend into the cops and put a mark on his record as a cruel joke?

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israelnotjacob 20

It's pathetic that someone would even want to accept such an offer, even if the guy didn't ask for anything in return. Being a virgin is not a bad thing people. Grow up! Nobody needs to be having sex before they're married in reality, and they especially don't have to before they're graduated or some stupid idea like that. I'm 23 and proudly a virgin. I now have a beautiful fiancee who I'll be marrying next spring. That means I'll be 24 when I finally lose my virginity. And yes, I'm saying I'll wait until the wedding night. Bash me all you want, but that's my decision. Anyone who can't respect that is just unable to cope with the fact that they are not as mature as those of us who actually make the smart choice of waiting. I went off on a tangent there, but the point is being a virgin when you're 19 years old is not a bad thing at all. Having sex when you're too young to understand and face all the responsibilities that come along with it is what's bad.

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