Intimacy: Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year...

By VelocityMary - 30/07/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed. He then added on that I would have to give him my Wii in return. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

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By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By SisterOfTard - 10/11/2014 16:31 - United States - Florence

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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AnneFTW 17

Friday 31 July 2009 0:16

Why would you have sex with a random "friend" just so you wouldn't be a virgin?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 31 July 2009 0:16

Does he get to put his Wiimote in your charging dock?

Comments

cristiam 0

Friday 31 July 2009 4:11

test

roundnproud 7

Friday 31 July 2009 4:17

I'm a virgin at 19. I cry myself to sleep every night, and ********** five times a day to compensate.

DD666w00t 0

Friday 31 July 2009 5:49

Wii is lame do it =]

manderpander 0

Friday 31 July 2009 6:45

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin AT ANY AGE. Whose business is it anyway? Anybody who laughs at you for being a virgin is just insecure with his/her own sexuality. I sure hope you told him no, and also that he's a big ********.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Friday 31 July 2009 6:47

"19 year old virgin who's only been kissed" Why are you in a hurry? Some people don't lose theirs until their mid-twenties.

Save_Bandit 5

Monday 2 April 2012 5:27

Steve Carell

FML_SMH 0

Friday 31 July 2009 6:11

Its only fair. I mean he'd be giving you his wii. lmao

tpt09 0

Friday 31 July 2009 7:08

so did you hand it in? I mean you could just buy another wii the question is will you find someone else to have sex with you? I think not! FYL

imaproukno 0

Friday 31 July 2009 6:43

Xerosnake90: really fat or really ugly? are you serious? since when do u have to be a certain weight to get some? theres fat girls out there havin lots of sex who da **** cares.. plus who wants a really skinny girl neways....more cushin for the pushin thick girls rule!!! ouuuwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nygreenmachine 0

Friday 31 July 2009 7:15

if he wants a wii, then I guess he likes wees and that's why he wants the wii because he would only do someone with a wee and you would have to give him a wii if you ****** him.