By Microtron - 03/03/2015 00:48 - United States - Oxford

Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
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WellHelloThere47 19

and THAT ladies and gentlemen is why we ALWAYS screen what we show our parents first!

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nana_star 27

I don't know about your parents but mine would appreciate a song about an enormous penis because they don't have enormous sticks up their asses.

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plantsfromspace 0

Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind, and when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, and nobody's there to throw you a line......

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mamm_fml 14

This is exactly the comment I came here to leave.

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criminalthoughts 10

if you ever feel so low that you don't know which way to go, give in and take a walk in my shoes never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string and I've got the cure for all of my blues

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AGB10 19

Innocent mistake on your part. Wonder what your friend was hinting at though by sending you that song ;)

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cksmith51 14

Reasons why iTunes song previews need to be longer

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codytallica 38

I say YDI for jumping the gun and sending it without fully listening to it and your perfect timing.

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satanarroliga 12

I take a look at my enormous peniss, and everything is going my way

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vikky538 28

hope you did not have conversation about this after this...

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