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By smooth - 21/11/2013 16:10 - United States

Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML

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By Someguy - 06/06/2011 18:55 - Belgium

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By f*ck - 02/05/2012 16:22 - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By Loser - 01/11/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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lilmslady 11

Thursday 21 November 2013 19:28

that.. is .... hilarious! shes a keeper!

JocelynKaulitz 28

Thursday 21 November 2013 19:28

She likes it rough

Comments

UsernameTaken14 18

Thursday 21 November 2013 20:00

FYL, but that's hilarious. She's definitely a keeper :)

_lifehappens_ 29

Thursday 21 November 2013 20:03

u did ask her before you did, i dont really see why she had to slap you

jh921971 10

Thursday 21 November 2013 20:09

Bazinga

redblueflame 23

Thursday 21 November 2013 20:21

Did you come on too strong or something? Either way she shouldn't have dared ya if the answer was a flat out no

ZY1431 24

Thursday 21 November 2013 20:36

that's funny. lesson learned.

Saikon1357 25

Thursday 21 November 2013 20:52

That is a bitch thing to do

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 21 November 2013 21:15

If you slap her back she'll kiss you! It's only logical!

Mynamewontfi 40

Thursday 21 November 2013 21:22

At least you tried, but she could have just told you not to kiss her.

panshop 4

Thursday 21 November 2013 21:26

You had it coming, shoud never ask for to kiss a girl, you just do it and take the outcome as it is, if you ask you're showing that you're a puss, chiks smell fear of failure, you have to be brave, girls dig brave corageous guys that just do it, in my 32 years i haven't been slaped once for kissing a girl, the wors outcome was a one night stand, man just do it, don't ask, never again.

wolfheartmoon 12

Thursday 21 November 2013 21:53

No. No girls do not.

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 21 November 2013 22:20

This is so inaccurate.

uhnevermind 24

Thursday 21 November 2013 22:32

Do "chiks" also dig the spelling skills of a 7-year-old?

panshop 4

Friday 22 November 2013 17:24

first of all, sorry for my grammar/spell, but i'm a spanish speaker. second, i wasnt saying he should grab and kiss arround everyone, but if the moment is right and everithing goes well you may take a shot, i mean you'll know when to do it and it will work, still does it for me, even though i don't have a very large girfriend list the times it has come to me have been great.