By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML
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MathewBlack 14

Apparently 'swag' gets you through medical school..

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Jacksparrow72 21

Wow, would you like ice for that burn?

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DocBastard 38

I've got to remember that one! But I'll make sure to add "YOLO!!" as I run away laughing.

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ICastillo 24

Doc what if you tel that to the wrong person and they beat you up??

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LuckBeNimble 19

26: he'd probably beat his own ass for using YOLO.

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BubbleGrunge 18

God, Doc, at least I have a high school education!!!!! ;)

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capper44 18

I bet you never saw that coming oP. FYL

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feldco1 17

I'm curious as to what you were dressed like for her to say that.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Since she sounds like a complete asshole, I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't wearing anything out of the ordinary.

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KiddNYC1O 20

He was dressed as Richard Simmons, obviously.

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Tali147 16

I hope if I ever need surgery, my surgeon doesn't have "swag". If "YOLO" I don't want to die like that.

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outoftown 26

I don't mind if a surgeon has swag, but s/he damn well better not wear it in the OR!

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Mebius_fml 9

Good memory doesn't mean smart, don't worry. Her comment was totally pointless and stupid; I didn't knew the US settled their criteria so low on choosing doctors...

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Lionesse 15

#17 You should learn that in this world, there are douchebag people... But, there are some douchebags who happen to be good at their job and what they do. The lady that flipped off the OP could or could not be one of those people. I dunno. I have no complaints to those kinds of people as long as they do their job efficiently and correctly. But being a douchebag doesn't mean you are less qualified then someone else or that the U.S is lowering the standards. It just means you have a poor attitude and well.. Are a douchebag

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iamcoolyo 5

You go through years of specialized medical school an then call someone dumb asswhole!

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blackwolf91 13

How about you don't insult anyone 232 because you can't spell

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Steve95401 49

Even though she was, like, a surgeon she also sounded, like, totally stupid and stuff when she, like, talked. I'll also bet that, when she writes, she dots her "i's" with a heart or a flower.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Or the type of person who puts smiley faces and kiss marks even when they are being a complete and utter asshole.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Hey hey hey, my i's are dotted with little hearts! However, I am a little bubbly sooo.....

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Steve95401 49

#141 - but you're not a surgeon and you have a bubbly personality. You get a pass for dotting your i's with hearts.

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Zoey5683 17

Her ID could be her identical twin sister who is more mature and actually went to college.

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simoncat 11

Oh wait. Does the Hippocratic oath pertain to emotions? If so, some "surgeon"- inflicting pain. Still, sounds like a complete bitch.

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perdix 29

The most likely explanation is that it was a fake ID. For a legit surgeon to do that to you on the street would be a clear violation of the Hippocratic Oath.

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