By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML
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MathewBlack 14

Apparently 'swag' gets you through medical school..

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Jacksparrow72 21

Wow, would you like ice for that burn?

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Lizzy500 16

I call bullshit. Every doctor I know goes out of the way to avoid having it known they're a doctor. Because then the stupids come out in droves looking for free advice.

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acerima 11

This just goes to show you the dumbing down of those living today. Slang has now become an accepted use in today's language, even those supposedly with an education.

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stargirl_95 24

Oh please get off your soapbox. Slang has always been acceptable in an informal context, which this was.

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JustASmallTownBo_fml 7

You think people in the past didn't use slang, young whippersnapper? What's the matter, you flip your lid? Slang has always been used in informal settings by both educated and uneducated individuals. Slang is the way our language changes. If you think educated people don't use slang, consider the origin of swag, Shakespeare. And if you don't think educated people should use shakespearean slang, you shouldn't use words like assassin, skim milk, and champion

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Sir_Swaggington 6

YDI for making assumptions and for thinking your rebuttal was "clever."

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Uncgirl 8

Then you replied this is totally going on FML!

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The_Shingami 2

I don't understand why when someone uses the word "swag" or utilizes some other aspect of popular culture people automatically assume they are an uneducated idiot.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Probably because the people who do so usually are. Case in point: this idiot who has no business being anywhere near a scalpel.

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old09 11

Let us hope she was just trying to make a joke at your expense. And if not, then I feel badly for any patient she ever has.

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truesarrif 33

you should have yelled back.. "well it's going on FML too"

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darlinjai 18

Unless you knew her and knew that she was joking around with you? She's an idiot for talking like that.

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alitbaby 14

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.

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