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By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 15:26 - United States - Mansfield

Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, "You have like no swag, bro." Feeling clever, I said, "At least I have a high school education." She then took out her work ID, showing me that she was a surgeon, flipped me off, then walked away saying, "This is totally going on Facebook." FML

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MathewBlack 14

Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Apparently 'swag' gets you through medical school..

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Monday 11 February 2013 18:53

Wow, would you like ice for that burn?

Comments

turtle_sandwich 4

Monday 11 February 2013 23:34

I feel like there's more to this conversation than OP is saying...

Atchoo 8

Monday 11 February 2013 23:54

Pretty impressive that someone can go to school for so long and still not have any class....

cptverderosa 11

Monday 11 February 2013 23:58

Don't want her as my surgeon.

yzzami 17

Monday 11 February 2013 23:58

Maybe its a fake ID. Surely they dont hire jerks that dumb right?

eddietol 1

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:07

its a fake ID

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:08

Little Ms. Swagger is still a bitch.

db4682 8

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:10

Sometimes you don't get your smarts from college. As is obvious with the "This is totally going in Facebook" surgeon who probably doesn't even know what "swag" is.

notahotdog 2

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:37

I'd hate to have a surgeon that talks about my swag while opening me

ThecomingofTan 9

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:50

You should have just started laughing and then walked away after she made the comment when she said "You have like no swag, bro". You could also just say something crazy that would trip her up like "I eat flies out of Prince William's arsehole", and then walk away. Trust me both of these work, I've tested them.