By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML
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trucker2 33

Shouldn't be picking up women so close to the prison area

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TheSaiyanQueen 8

Well, they always say that love is blind.

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jdizz16 16

Plot twist, OP needed a heart transplant

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oasis359 13

Go to her, tell her how you feel. Love always finds a way.

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Zanquis 22

Think on the brightside, you don't have to ask for her number, just call your own phone. Andfor the rest, she has your adress and keys now you just go home and wait for her to move in with you.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger

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xx000o 27

Never keep your heart in your heart in your wallet or on your key chain.

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Mike3258 18

my 600$ phone was stolen in Beaumont TX... I was driving cross country from FL to NV..

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