By smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - 10/11/2010 17:33 - United States

Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML
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tencentsakiss 19

But hippos are awesome. Be happy. Also if you are a hippo, then kill her as the mindless killing machine that you are.

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Fortuitous 0

Tell the bitch to suck a chode and stop hating on Squidward.

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fruityloopz 4

i don't see where she says "skinnier" in this FML

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

they're probably kicking themselves over miss-spelling "skinnier" in the username. There have been so many smart-ass comments about it. lmao

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PrincessRavishin 0

More like dumb ass comments. it's more likely a typo than a spelling error.

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TheLetterZero 7

And I say it's more likely a misspelling than a typo. This statement holds equal water. When you find some proof, then you can come back and insult the others here.

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skyeyez9 24

Learn from your Hippo spirit: Hippos kill more people than crocodiles and lions combined in Africa. They're bad assed, ill tempered, built like a brick shithouse...so go all Moto Moto on their asses.

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artex1024 0

You know you're not required to add someone as a facebook friend, right? Especially if she didn't like you to begin with.

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mintcar 9

Hahahaha, since this is an FML, I'm guessing she compared your intelligence to class Gastropoda due to your "slow" thinking. Too bad she didn't compare you to a Cephalopod, like an octopus for example. They are highly intelligent and they also happen to be in the same Phylum. FYL. Oh and about the hippo, i think hippos are cute if that makes you feel better. Hahaha, FYL.

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C6Racer 0

You sure like that "if it feels better" phrase, don't you?

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C6Racer 0

"if it makes you feel better" *

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wombledn 0

I actually feel more sorry for hippos and mollusks for being compared to you. now fyl.

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ScaryyMary 14

...If you have a problem with her, or she has a problem with you, why are you Facebook friends?

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imsogangster13 0

well then why the **** is she your friendd on Facebookk , dumbbass .

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PrincessRavishin 0

I like dumb bass references as insults more than dumb ass. At least a fish COULD be dumb.. where as an ass lacks a brain.. unless the ass on trial is meant in the biblical sense (it says dumb ass in the bible) and you're commenting on the op being struck mute and being a donkey.. dumb halibut..

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YigalElohev 2

Delete her ass and dump all those bitches.

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iheartglasses 0

Keep your friends close and enemies closer. Its no wonder they are friends on FB. BUT, if it makes you feel any better OP, that was extremely juvenile of her to do so and I would be on the look out for some different friends and boyfriend. It will make her angrier for you to do nothing than to lower yourself to her level :)

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bankrupt 15

Well said. I was thinking this but you beat me to it.

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arcades_fire 0

YDI for being her friend on facebook in the first place. What the hell did you think was going to happen?

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