Miscellaneous: Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I...

By smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - 10/11/2010 17:33 - United States

Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 14:00

Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By sharni88 - 04/03/2011 07:13 - Australia

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:02 - United States - Buford

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

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By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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By HashimotoGirl - 02/11/2023 07:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I found out my “boyfriend” is going out with me because he feels sorry for me. He and his friends have a group chat where they call me “Miss Piggy” and post fat jokes about me. I have a thyroid condition and hurt both my knees in an accident, so it’s really hard for me to be in shape. FML

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Thursday 11 November 2010 0:04

But hippos are awesome. Be happy. Also if you are a hippo, then kill her as the mindless killing machine that you are.

Fortuitous 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 0:04

Tell the bitch to suck a chode and stop hating on Squidward.

Comments

thingamajiga 5

Friday 12 November 2010 7:35

Because everybody needs to friend someone who they despise.

Poetry 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:45

lol you deserve it clearly

angel55033 12

Friday 12 November 2010 8:50

so why is she your facebook friend??? block her simple as that than she cannot tag you

jleep 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:36

why the hell are you her friend on facebook then?

xoalisababy 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:21

slappa hoe .

evi661 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 22:28

why don't you block her?

Helpfulsolution1 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 8:03

One of the biggest things I want you to realize is that it doesnt matter what other people have to say! They talked about Jesus! What do you feel about yourself? because that is all that matters! If you dont like what you see then work to change it so that you can fully love you. Skrew the people and their comments. I know how hard it can be to lose weight. This is what helped me humblebeginningsin2cash2.com. Hope this helps.

leelee_DGK29 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:30

why the hell are you friends with her on Facebook anyway? that's your own damn fault.

jdawg2010 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:03

oh my god. girl get over it. if it makes you feel better, i'll unlike it. but you are kind of getting chunky.

tunagypsies 2

Thursday 17 November 2011 15:52

Mollusks are actually pretty intelligent, depending on what class you're referring to. Cuttlefish are very intelligent. Don't make fun of mollusks. :(