Miscellaneous: Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I...

By smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - 10/11/2010 17:33 - United States

Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 14:00

Today, my friends told me that my girlfriend of over a year and a half refers to me on Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat as "the monster I can't get rid of." FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By sharni88 - 04/03/2011 07:13 - Australia

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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Thanks, Stephen King

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:02 - United States - Buford

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

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Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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By HashimotoGirl - 02/11/2023 07:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I found out my “boyfriend” is going out with me because he feels sorry for me. He and his friends have a group chat where they call me “Miss Piggy” and post fat jokes about me. I have a thyroid condition and hurt both my knees in an accident, so it’s really hard for me to be in shape. FML

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Thursday 11 November 2010 0:04

But hippos are awesome. Be happy. Also if you are a hippo, then kill her as the mindless killing machine that you are.

Fortuitous 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 0:04

Tell the bitch to suck a chode and stop hating on Squidward.

Comments

mightymart 5

Thursday 11 November 2010 10:33

well.. you have good friends! that chick is most probably jealous, shes the pathetic one

Demongoat 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 14:00

Step 1: Learn to take jokes lightly. Step 2: Concerned about weight? Do something. Step 3: Spell 'mollusc' correctly when talking about intellligence. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit. Otherwise, nice FML!

CassQuerida 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:27

Take a rusty crowbar and smash it into her face

honalay 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:59

why do u have her as a friend?

n_undefined 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 17:10

your boyfriend sucks. im sorry to say that.

DDiamonds 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:15

time to find a new boyfriend & friends. not cool of them

Flord 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 18:54

the eff u friends with a girl u hate on facebook anyway

cajekraze 7

Thursday 11 November 2010 20:59

And why are you Facebook friends?

iGreen_Day 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 22:13

Tell her to politely **** off and die

hkkilla 6

Friday 12 November 2010 2:56

she should've just tagged herself in it. making drama on facebook is the best place to look pathetic. make a status update about being as stupid as Patrick star and as heavy as a whale, then tag her in it. haha :]