By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

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Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
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notjustanybody20 9

i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

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whitekid1497 7

It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

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pagullarka 9

Maybe you need to adopt one of those ideas you know where you listen more than talk.

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williamcarter93 13

I'd laugh and continue that conversation

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MangaManiacNat 13

I actually find that hilarious XD Nice one OP.

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jaydenh8su 0

That is awesome. I would have laughed my ass off! **** that dude and anyone of these ydi commenters. Someone will come along that will appreciate your awesome sense of humor!

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Bikrbum 6

I wonder why you're single too I mean that's a normal answer. (sarcasm)

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Bmck112 4

The intro to a shitty porno?

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Cablo_Gubla 2

Dude has no sense of humor, you deserve better.

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OffToTheGayBar 9

I would date the shit out of you. I would date you so hard.... Anyone who can make me laugh that much deserves attention. Don't worry, you'll find someone. :3

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