By joolsie - 13/04/2012 13:11 - United Kingdom - York

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Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML
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notjustanybody20 9

i wonder too. i like your sense of humour!

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whitekid1497 7

It doesn't matter how big a girl's penis is, if she had a penis of any size I would be intimidated

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afropuffjake 9

YDI for being too damn cool for that person :-) and unfortunately everyone in your area it seems... Might wanna relocate to a more funny-bone friendly area XD

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BroeCell 2

A girl with crazy humour :-) great :-) so why are you single then ? :-)

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Roxxxxay 13

I hate when people ask that. Like what are you supposed to say? "because I'm a bitch when you get to know me better" or "because I'm too awesome for most of you"? I like your answer, op!:)

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l0v3p4in 7

Or " . . . because I'm a closeted Poe enthusiast, copycat serial killer." That's definitely the honey to attract the flies, hmm?

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cetlawizard 15

Lol...you sound EXACTLY like my younger sister. YDI!

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SherbertLemon 1

My friend does this all the time. There is actually a story behind the origin and adventures of her penis. :/

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Moobug 4

OP, if you're actually actively looking for a guy (you might not be, and I don't want to assume), from the above comments it sounds like you could set up a new email, post it in the comments and await introductions from suitors ;)

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Feartheunknown 4

How to get the guy; claim your dick is bigger then his. YDI

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day624 14

This is why you are single my love

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perdix 29

The key to humor is to know your audience. In the context of flirting, your joke is offensive and shows that you have no social skills. Some people might like your joke at a different place and time, but the way your delivered it was inappropriate. The next time you meet a guy, ask him about his salary and his religion right away. Guys love that!

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