Love: Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest...

By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I was at my senior dance dancing with this guy I really like. He was telling me how he likes a strong woman who's not afraid to make the first move. Empowered by what he said, I asked him out. He said no because he thinks girls shouldn't ask guys out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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By omgwtf - 18/10/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:46

I think he just mis interpreted your response for a subtle rejection. bummer though.

Cheeley 17

Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:46

A simple yes would have sufficed.

Comments

shanannygians07 28

Wednesday 8 January 2014 9:56

He probably would have stepped on your toes anyway..

tinycroc 10

Wednesday 8 January 2014 10:08

Trying to act modest? More like fishing for a compliment, which by the way, all the guys I know really can't stand it when girls do that. YDI but it does suck that it was a crush that it happened with.

WhiteCrimson 23

Wednesday 8 January 2014 10:25

You were fishing hun. Next time an simple YES would be more than enough. Better luck next time.

JMichael 25

Wednesday 8 January 2014 11:29

I think you should've of just said yes. Saying things like that result in what just happened to you.

synsam 4

Wednesday 8 January 2014 11:58

and this is the thought process that makes guys so confused. how is this being modest and complimentary? if the roles were reversed would you feel flattered or pitied?

paigexox0 37

Wednesday 8 January 2014 11:59

You should've taken that opportunity and ran with it..whether you think he could've done better or not

Curlytwirly22 17

Wednesday 8 January 2014 12:29

Why would you tell him that ?

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 8 January 2014 12:45

OP, guys find unattractive girls who are putting themselves down. And I agree that he might have thought you were being sarcastic and were telling him to get lost.