Love: Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text....

By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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Wonderful

By whyme - 12/04/2017 22:00

Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML

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Great Plains? Tornado Alley?

By a girl with eyes - 23/09/2023 08:00

Today, I had to cancel a first date due to tornado weather. The guy texted me, saying never to contact him again, and then blocked me. This is the fourth time this exact scenario has happened to me. FML

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Bitch move

By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 00:10 - United States - Persia

Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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NickKuiper 8

Tuesday 26 February 2013 18:59

Some people just can't take rejection...

anythingmustbe 18

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:00

I guess you could say he cracked.

Comments

thayde23 4

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:51

Never let them know where you live right away, then the crap isn't on your doorstep.

akiahara 14

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:56

Well... that escalated quickly.

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:57

These days, you can't be too careful -- you just don't say no to anyone. Go out on that second date, without showering or shaving. Be loud, rude and obnoxious. Go on and on about your cats, Jesus, Amway products and your theories of race including the n-word and other epithets. Order lots of food and eat none of it and let it go to waste. You'll never hear from him again and your precious car will be safe.

marcranger 28

Tuesday 26 February 2013 21:38

Given that it's you, perdix, I know this was tongue-in-cheek, but I have had the psycho cat lady routine work as a way to run guys off. Sorry, OP, better luck next time!

perdix 29

Tuesday 26 February 2013 22:14

#51, back in the day, I had the cranky, crybaby, stick-in-the-mud routine down so well, I could break free from even the most obsessive Stage 5 clinger.

xBunnehAddict 5

Wednesday 27 February 2013 10:41

That's perfect! You are very smart, sir.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:18

And that's why he's single.

GrinchFu1 27

Tuesday 26 February 2013 20:21

Better a cracked windshield now than a cracked jaw later. No doubt someone of that caliber would have resorted to physical violence had he been allowed to get any closer to you psychologically. Definitely file a police report, or at least let this guy know that you are capable and willing to involve the police if he doesn't back off. Good luck!