Love: Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text....

By fuckedover - 26/02/2013 16:43 - United States

Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML

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By Ace - 01/04/2016 02:17 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, this guy I was seeing dumped me for "bombarding" him with text messages. I'd sent him one text asking if he was okay, after he stood me up 2 nights in a row. FML

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By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By Braden - 28/10/2021 17:00

Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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By SayItToMyFace - 11/11/2015 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML

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Wonderful

By whyme - 12/04/2017 22:00

Today, I met a wonderful man and agreed to go on a date. Halfway through the date, he started telling about how much he hates his wife. And his four kids. I texted him after I walked out, saying not to call me again. He agreed. His wife didn't. FML

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Great Plains? Tornado Alley?

By a girl with eyes - 23/09/2023 08:00

Today, I had to cancel a first date due to tornado weather. The guy texted me, saying never to contact him again, and then blocked me. This is the fourth time this exact scenario has happened to me. FML

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Bitch move

By Ineedtoshutup - 19/08/2021 16:01

Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2015 00:10 - United States - Persia

Today, a woman who I have spoken to approximately twice in my life, asked me out. I turned her down in the most harmless way I could. Three hours later, I found my car keyed and my windshield wipers gone. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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NickKuiper 8

Tuesday 26 February 2013 18:59

Some people just can't take rejection...

anythingmustbe 18

Tuesday 26 February 2013 19:00

I guess you could say he cracked.

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megmichelle45 3

Tuesday 26 February 2013 22:54

dodged a bullet with that one

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:27

Everyone who clicked YDI are crazy psychos who also can't take rejection.

Perdition25 12

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:34

And just plain retarded.

rocketman9mm 5

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:16

Sounds like you dodged a bullet there.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:41

Just imagine if you had said yes.

princefigs 8

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:48

Seems like you were spot on with your guy instinct

BronayPonay 6

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:55

So, aside from the obvious problem here, he threw a bitch fit because you 'broke up' with him throufh text, althought he asked you out over yezt?

StanSmith2013 26

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:28

Geezers be crazy!

dcats 13

Wednesday 27 February 2013 2:33

I would not do that.

superdom 12

Wednesday 27 February 2013 3:39

Showing how much better you r without a nut like that

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Wednesday 27 February 2013 4:24

He must be really sensitive...

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Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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