Miscellaneous: Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 16:17 - Canada

Today, a guy in a fancy car tailed me for twenty minutes, just so he could take a picture of my license plate and tell me there's a $300 fine for flicking cigarette ashes out your window. FML

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By Seriously? - 15/05/2013 21:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML

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By Savy - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2017 18:00

Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML

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trollfaced 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:21

You should have used that time to get his license plate to report him for tailgating

WoolyWhoop 7

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:21

Should have slammed on the brakes and busted that fancy car.

Comments

canucks92 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 7:10

HAHA deserved it bitch

ezelisko 1

Tuesday 3 April 2012 7:54

its funny how hypocritical most are. yes smoking is bad, but a good amount of people who post on here or have a strong opinion about smoking cigs smoke weed. imagine that.

BloodFaerie 21

Tuesday 3 April 2012 8:06

You mean it actually is illegal to do that?! Thank you, OP. I've always been SO pissed off at the asshats that do that right in front of me on the highway. Now I know I can actually report them and get them in trouble. Wow... FML made my day!

kurofuchs 5

Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:16

I personally feel that smokers should have to keep their windows rolled up all the way while smoking, so that I don't have to smell their smoke in MY car, even when I have my windows up! It's the most inconsiderate habit I can think of besides cooking meth in a mobile lab.

satanisthesavior 21

Tuesday 3 April 2012 10:15

Hot damn people are opinionated on this site. I would suggest that everyone complaining about smokers take a heavy dose of deal with it, once a day. Twice a day if problem persists. You don't like people who smoke in their cars being near your car? I don't like it when people who crank the base in their car are near me. Do I complain and ask them to turn down the bass? No, I deal with it. Life is stressful enough as it is. Everyone has bad habits that affect other people, so how about we mutually agree to not raise ******* hell every time someone else's bad habit affects you in a trivial way. Unless someone is purposely smoking near you to piss you off, or is smoking in an area that is designated to be non-smoking, just move away from them, or kindly ask them to move away from you if you were there first. Seriously guys, calm down. People smoke, no amount of acting like whiny bitches is going to change that. Stop getting so worked up about it, and you will extend your life by having removed a little bit of stress.