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By fleatitting fame - 04/07/2014 21:30 - Norway - Oslo

Today, a guy told me that I look like Angelina Jolie. Before I could thank him, he continued, "I mean like in the chest area. After the mastectomy, you know?" FML

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Today, a woman asked why my daughter doesn't look remotely like me. I just smiled and shrugged it off, but the truth is that she looks exactly like I did before I got my botched plastic surgery. FML

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By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML

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gjikvtj 18

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:30

Google masectomy and come back

CoffeeChickBlows 13

Saturday 5 July 2014 5:21

wow, apparently y'all don't know what the word mastectomy means. Guy basically said she has no ****, jeez. How's that a compliment?

Comments

liloldme76 14

Saturday 5 July 2014 21:52

I like women with smaller sized chests. Angelina has a cute face as well. :) gotta be optimistic

callmefunnymam 10

Sunday 6 July 2014 2:00

You should of punch him and walk off.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Sunday 6 July 2014 5:59

Breasts aren't everything..girls with small chests are lucky. Having big breasts is not all that great.

purplepixel 1

Monday 7 July 2014 2:33

This is wrong and unfair she could if had cancer she's a brave woman for doing what she done especially being in the public eye all the time

lydiaapiercey 3

Tuesday 8 July 2014 6:32

What an ass! Didn't mean to hit the you deserved it button! It's for sure fml!

OhNoAGhost 18

Tuesday 8 July 2014 8:37

People worth listening to don't say things like that.

withasmile 3

Wednesday 9 July 2014 4:03

What is it with some guys who like to tear down girls to their face? Bad enough that guys do it amongst theirselves like women are pieces of meat and we overhear sometimes. Sorry OP - he's probably overcompensating for a tiny one. Ignore him.