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By Username - 10/10/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML

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By gothicvamp93 - 04/01/2015 06:46 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

How many times do I need to tell you Blockbuster people that even though the economy is bad, you can't prescribe medication on the side!

faithxoxox 1

Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

Look at you, number one. You went and left poor Alan struck dumb. >/

Comments

badactor009 0

Monday 10 October 2011 13:10

Are you prescribing meds without a game or a movie again?

robertlovespi 3

Monday 10 October 2011 13:11

The fact you work at Blockbuster is the real FML here...

LaUruguaya 11

Monday 10 October 2011 15:48

You're going to look down on someone having a job in this economy?? You suck.

shazza26 1

Monday 10 October 2011 13:48

Maybe he was acting out the movie that he couldn't remember the title of ;)

gleeklove 2

Monday 10 October 2011 14:21

46 No way! I love skittles!

Pabs24 0

Monday 10 October 2011 14:22

This isn't TFNL Op.

HappyPickles 11

Monday 10 October 2011 14:28

tell him if he rewinds the meds, his dog will stop choking :-)

Capt_Oblivious 10

Monday 10 October 2011 14:37

Twix vs Skittles, hmmm, let's chew that over.

VenomSiphon 13

Monday 10 October 2011 14:39

Wow, a living relic! The last employee of Blockbuster!

dre_bro11 12

Monday 10 October 2011 14:40

But this is GTFO 52.

Arch27 27

Monday 10 October 2011 14:43

Should have prescribed him a copy of Air Bud.

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