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By Username - 10/10/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

How many times do I need to tell you Blockbuster people that even though the economy is bad, you can't prescribe medication on the side!

faithxoxox 1

Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

Look at you, number one. You went and left poor Alan struck dumb. >/

Comments

ThisIsSpicy 2

Monday 10 October 2011 21:10

Yeah, those Mike & Ike's you "prescribed" his dog really got him choked up... Should've went with Red Hots and an Old Yellar movie..

vallie97 0

Monday 10 October 2011 21:37

This is why you don't help people.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 10 October 2011 21:38

Meanwhile, some poor bastard at a pet pharmacy had a rude drunk that threw a rented DVD of "Transformers" at him...

rallets 22

Monday 10 October 2011 22:08

theyre making a comeback since netflix fuckd up

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 10 October 2011 22:57

"Almost choked" is probably an exaggeration. I expect the guy just watched "Human Centipede" with his dog and they both found the plot a bit hard to swallow. Either that or it was "The Matrix"and he took the whole 'red pill or blue pill' thing too seriously.