Transportation: Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom....

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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Run away time!

By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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Leave me alone

By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By sleepyt127 - 07/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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CrassKal 27

Friday 29 June 2012 8:57

I honestly would've punched him.

jordantiner 0

Friday 29 June 2012 8:57

He sounds pissed.. ;)

Comments

eddeeezzyy 19

Friday 29 June 2012 9:02

You could've just showed him that all you had was your metro card when he asked you.

ailsajayne 5

Friday 29 June 2012 9:12

Why should you have to prove yourself to someone?? That's ridiculous.

flockz 19

Friday 29 June 2012 10:19

i have a two foot shlong.

mykk2700 0

Friday 29 June 2012 14:21

But then EHT if he took tht out of ur hands and ran then u wld b completely out of money!!!!

twtwaldron 5

Friday 29 June 2012 18:51

Youre gay

DarkHelmet 10

Friday 29 June 2012 9:03

That is some nasty shit!! I don't usually condone violence against the less fortunate but I hope you beat his ASS!!

samreimer 7

Friday 29 June 2012 9:04

Sounds like urine trouble.

BunchieRules 31

Friday 29 June 2012 16:32

Yeah, I was going to post something like, "He has no right to do that while urine the bathroom". But it just wouldn't compensate for all of the bad puns like this one did.

zandalee 19

Friday 29 June 2012 9:10

Jeez Louise. Where the **** do you live?

iKendall 3

Friday 29 June 2012 9:40

New York lol

zandalee 19

Friday 29 June 2012 10:10

Right. Is this a common problem with homeless people in New York?

pokefan813 16

Friday 29 June 2012 11:15

42 - It wouldn't be on fml if it was. xD

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 29 June 2012 9:12

It is simple, we kill the homeless man.

babe7260 30

Friday 29 June 2012 9:19

Omg that's so ******* disgusting!!!!! There are homeless people who try to better themselves & get out of their current situation, they are polite & respectful & don't think the world owes them a thing!!! Sounds like you came across the most disgusting pig of a homeless man ever to walk the face of the earth!!! FYL is right!!!! Hope you were able to sanitize urself immediately afterwards!!! Have a better life!!!!