By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
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CrassKal 27

I honestly would've punched him.

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CapnCapes 4

You should move to Nashville. Our homeless people are very nice.

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scottysnuts 2

give that worthless bum a drink in the toilet after you knock him out

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totheforest84 4

Should have beat him senseless. I don't care if he's homeless; he needs to learn a lesson.

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Monstarred 7

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on...oh wait

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sicksadworld1317 30

I'd have dragged his ass to the one stall left unflushed. Every public bathroom has one. Swirly time, mutha f*cka ;)

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candylandy 1

Should of taken your poo and throw it at him!

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foreveriowa 16

maybe you should carry some monopoly money! he never said REAL money... ;)

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alphaskater09 9

Cut him man! Do! Cut him!

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SitoXSlayer 0

I find it funny that people outside of NYC almost have no idea what a metrocard is, and that little shit basically controls how we get around.

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alissa222 15

What led you to think nobody outside of NYC knows what a metro card is?

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