Transportation: Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom....

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 21:20 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML

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By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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Run away time!

By CreepedOut - 09/03/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2012 20:05 - United States

Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML

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Leave me alone

By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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By sleepyt127 - 07/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, after leaving a bar I fell asleep on the Q train heading home. I awoke at 5am in Coney Island, end of the line, to a cop poking me with his baton. He gave me a ticket for "Subway Vagrancy" even though I have a job and an apartment. He didn't ticket the homeless man next to me covered in piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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CrassKal 27

Friday 29 June 2012 8:57

I honestly would've punched him.

jordantiner 0

Friday 29 June 2012 8:57

He sounds pissed.. ;)

Comments

Migole 36

Monday 2 July 2012 2:33

Wow, that's horrible op :( I hope you weren't on your way to something important. Did you call the police on him?

dsldrummer1 0

Monday 2 July 2012 16:35

I would kill.

star9926 0

Monday 2 July 2012 23:32

If I was you I would've beat the living hell out of him

rkcraig53 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:49

I would have beat the homeless dude to death, then left a note: This homeless dirtbag poured urine on me, because I didn't give him money during his shakedown, Now he's dead! We will

melimelz88 2

Thursday 19 July 2012 21:34

richard is that u...why r u always using public bathrooms lmao

izzym11 1

Saturday 8 September 2012 8:16

Sooo what did she say?

PickledSweets 22

Wednesday 5 June 2013 13:46

This is why I have no sympathy for homeless people. Almost all of them are assholes, and some of them just buy liquor with the money you give them. FYL, OP

ScarredFlame 17

Sunday 15 December 2013 12:11

some people can't take no for an answer

mommy2cassidy 18

Tuesday 25 November 2014 5:16

I hate the homeless people who feel like others owe them something. I know not all homeless people are like that though. We have a homeless guy in our town and he never asks for anything but his story is a little different. He used to be a truck driver and he was in an accident where a whole family was killed. He punishes himself now. I heard of someone being asked for a cigarette and they didn't have anymore but the person who asked flipped out and beat the person up.