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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:36 - United States

Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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thisgirlysfml 2

Sunday 8 July 2012 9:20

You

TayonaC 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 9:22

Im sure you were pissed

Comments

wubbazugg 5

Monday 9 July 2012 2:03

You work in a coffee shop.. with a recliner? YDI for catering to the yuppie ***** who are ruining everything fun and dangerous.

Idfl26 0

Monday 9 July 2012 3:54

He probably couldn't help it. Who knows. However, I am sorry that you had to clean up after him.

iHeartRKO 5

Monday 9 July 2012 6:40

79- thanx indeed

lilicoco_fml 5

Monday 9 July 2012 8:15

Sometimes people are homeless because they've had medical bills they couldn't pay.. Maybe he has bad kidneys, or something seriously wrong with him. I'm sure he was just as embarrassed. If he really meant to do it, I don't think he would have gotten up to try and go to the bathroom. Maybe his catheter fell out too? You never know. And urine is sterile. Like everyone else said, just be glad it wasn't something else..

theried 3

Monday 9 July 2012 8:32

Him? It was him right? I bet it was him.

thisismeFMLing 0

Monday 9 July 2012 16:29

k... and?

Jadian 4

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:51

I work in a mental hospital and deal with stuff like this all the time. Every time it's urine, I'm grateful it isn't vomit or feces. I have a very strong sense of smell and a very weak stomach. FYL.