Work: Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner...

By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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You deserved it 1 870

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:36 - United States

Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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Sunday 8 July 2012 9:20

You

TayonaC 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 9:22

Im sure you were pissed

Comments

CeltHound 14

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:12

I would have called security on his ass or throw him out myself. Why didn't you?

taetay2010j 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:38

It's ok I work at walmart and people like to smear their poop all over the walls

Ceejay1 13

Sunday 8 July 2012 17:50

I'm sure you used a mop ,no big deal.

deliki 11

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:00

You have a job, and that's what the job entails... If you don't like the job quit.. But that's the problem with you kids today, not willing to clean a mess to earn some money and then you all end up on the streets begging for it pissing on your self!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 8 July 2012 20:11

Umm, I'm pretty sure that 'cleaning up hobo piss' was NOT in the job description. He works in a coffee shop, these types of things rarely happen. Oh, and I love how you bring up a "kids these days" argument, like adults never complain about cleaning up human wastes or other things in your perfect multiverse. Get of your high horse!! I swear, people like you and your ideas alway pop up in almost every work related FML.

greeneye_fml 12

Sunday 8 July 2012 22:19

Go drink your prune juice, old hag.

dieselguy88 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:29

Should have thrown him out. If they want to act like animals let them live like animals

rock78_fml 6

Sunday 8 July 2012 18:37

I said you deserve it because there should be some things that you can not be paid to do. Have some self respect for yourself first.

Irishgypsy 2

Sunday 8 July 2012 20:15

Restrooms are for paying customers only. Haha he was only following your rules.

lectricpharaoh 9

Thursday 4 July 2013 3:18

Heh, I love it.

Leslier_fml 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 22:42

Gotta give you some credit cuz I would have totally quit!

Emerald_86 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 23:11

At least it wasn't his feces ..or vomit.. I would rather clean up urine ..it is nasty to clean ,but it could always be worse...like one day at work a "little person" came in ate at our resturant got up and starting walking really fast it wasnt until he was halfway out the door if the resturant going towards the bathroom (we are a resturant in a hotel) that someone noticed there was a streak of feces.. Ssoo nasty yet all the waitstaff were gagging and so being nice i decided to help clean up not cool but someone had to house keeping then had to shampoo the rug that the guy also got.....all in a days work ...