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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 08:36 - United States

Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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Pish yerself

By breyn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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Sunday 8 July 2012 9:20

You

TayonaC 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 9:22

Im sure you were pissed

Comments

ddddddddg 9

Sunday 8 July 2012 10:11

Peter griffin? Stop keeping us in suspense!

curlyfry33 8

Sunday 8 July 2012 10:16

I guess he got a little to cozy

pexy_fml 16

Sunday 8 July 2012 10:32

You deserve it for letting him in

white16sox 19

Sunday 8 July 2012 14:58

If he wasn't indecent or drunk OP has no right to prevent him from entering. Once he pissed all over though, they could kick him out.

sigrak0 10

Sunday 8 July 2012 10:46

holy shit, you dont work at starbucks in eugene oregon do you?! lmfao same thing happend here.

lilvig98 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 10:59

That actually sucks

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 8 July 2012 14:57

Omg really? I didn't think so until you brought your words of wisdom to this FML!

Ginsei9881 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 11:17

Yay me for having a job without public interactions

dude1122332 9

Sunday 8 July 2012 11:23

Waldo?

LuckyLynx7732 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 11:36

Why would they even let him in the store? They won't even let the goth kids in the one near me.

DeVaughnS 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 12:36

I think some homeless dude needs his ass kicked

perdix 29

Sunday 8 July 2012 12:36

Here are my guesses: 1. Betty White 2. Michael J. Fox 3. Katie Holmes I hope the OP is offering a cool prize, 'cause I worked really hard on my guesses.