Health: Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

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Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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Mortanious 0

Friday 7 January 2011 1:39

I would have made that kid actually have a need to use it.

sapphirenite 0

Friday 7 January 2011 1:46

security guards wont do shit, next time get a police officer

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NotSoUndeadZombi_fml 0

Friday 7 January 2011 2:06

thats why im always packin.

talb1 7

Friday 7 January 2011 4:13

Win^^^

LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

Friday 7 January 2011 2:07

I'm terribly sorry, OP that sucks, but it seems like the FMLs that I'm actually sympathetic for, are truly false. I hope that's not true in this case.

vanishesinair 2

Friday 7 January 2011 2:41

1. That's f*cked up. 2. Report the security guard 3. Get a scary looking dude to kick the kid's a** that stole your implant.

maybaybe 0

Friday 7 January 2011 2:41

stupid kid..I hope you get it back somehow :)

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Friday 7 January 2011 4:06

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Friday 7 January 2011 7:53

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Saturday 8 January 2011 13:22

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Vyrus00 0

Friday 7 January 2011 2:47

Definetly shoulda chased him down. And security guards suck, they cant do crap to help people.

Ronnie_loves_you 11

Friday 7 January 2011 4:07

not true -.-

spanelli 16

Friday 7 January 2011 7:39

It isn't that they can't, they're just too damn lazy to give a ****.

guckylynn 19

Friday 7 January 2011 12:33

If it's at a school it's not a laziness issue, it's usually that the only thing the guard can act on is if the kid is being violent or has a weapon, otherwise they can get in trouble for touching the kid. Observe and report... Usually to the principal in this case.