By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
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nzhx 23

I don't understand why you're so bothered, you're the one that chose to have a threesome? And for those commenting that he's "using her as a coverup" - 1) it was a threesome, a sexual act in which all members interact with one another and 2) bisexuals exist 3) kindly shut the **** up oh my god

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BitterSavage 20

Most threesomes seem to ruin people's relationships.

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meghanclean 17

When in a sexual relationship, if you're going to try something new, every limit needs to be talked about. You need to state what makes you uncomfortable, what you want and you always need a safeword even if it's vanilla sex. Also, if you're going to have a threesome, why didn't you know your boyfriend was bisexual beforehand?

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swtcontradiction 11

Right? I don't understand why this wasn't discussed beforehand. She should have been clear of her expectations and limits

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revolvearoundme 15

You realize us guys have our own penises and access to them when ever we want. We also know what feels good to us so it would be kind of obvious what to do. I hope you took mental notes because what he did is probably what he'd really like you to do...

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Vlen_fml 20

accidentally replied to the wrong comment.

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Emmy0806 6

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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hoosierholla 17

He could be bisexual. And it's not ****** up.

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Vlen_fml 20

he's most likely Bi, strictly straight guy's don't typically agree to a Devils Threesome outside of ****, and the few that do definitely don't gargle each others junk.

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hoosierholla 17

Why? Because he decided to partake in the threesome that op initiated?

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Sparx1_1 16

Just because her b/f sucked a **** does not mean he's suddenly gay or bi. Straight guys can suck a dick and still be straight - it's called experimenting. The biggest problem I see here is that OP expected to be the center of attention without bothering to confirm that she would in fact be the center of attention. Bringing another person into the bedroom is a big deal and any couple that expects to last as a couple would have talked about who will be doing what first including the possibility of guy/guy action.

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ApparentlyNotEno 28

This was my first reaction as well. While we don't know the particulars, it sounds very much as if she wanted to have two men paying undivided attention to herself, and is upset that they paid some to each other. So much that it's the only thing she's taking away from the entire experience... that just seems selfish on her part to me. Add to that that they clearly did not discuss this well enough beforehand to lay out the rules and boundaries... I think YDI, OP.

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Vlen_fml 20

I've never heard of a strictly straight guy willing to suck off another dude outside of scoring drugs or protecting themselves in prison, experimentation be damned. there's nothing wrong with being Bisexual, but outside of the above mentioned scenarios and rape, I would never believe someone saying they were strictly straight after that.

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leogachi 15

@97 It doesn't matter if you believe it or not.

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kaybessxo 16

the first comment I genuinely relate to on here, took the words right outta my head!! Agreed :)

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steam_engenius 21

@97, not everyone is necessarily clear on what their sexual identity is. I have experimented with women in the past and realized it did nothing for me. Just because I tried it, it doesn't mean I'm bisexual or gay. It's probably more common than you think.

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helveeta 11

There was an Amy schumer skit about that haha!

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Yudith_fml 6

It sounds as if the lady was twiddling her tumbs while her two partners were having fun together all by themselves. FYL indeed, lady.

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juggalo2 20

Well he does have the home court advantage. Besides, it isn't gay if it's in a 3way.

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