By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
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nzhx 23

I don't understand why you're so bothered, you're the one that chose to have a threesome? And for those commenting that he's "using her as a coverup" - 1) it was a threesome, a sexual act in which all members interact with one another and 2) bisexuals exist 3) kindly shut the **** up oh my god

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BitterSavage 20

Most threesomes seem to ruin people's relationships.

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Isa_fml 20

Why? That sounds hot. I wish my partner would go for that.

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9a_1z 12

It does sound kinda hot, but realistically I'm a boring monogamist and would not be happy to see my partner with another man. It's one of those fantasy vs reality situations, I suspect OP hadn't fully figured out where the boundary lay for her.

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22JB 11

I'm guessing he was "Super" excited about that threesome.

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davek 36

Your life sucks... and so does your boyfriend. (Not getting tired of that joke.)

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atlien247 16

So... No Eiffel Tower then, I'm guessing. Shame.

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Vlen_fml 20

it bothers me greatly that I know exactly what you're talking about, damn it Lucifer.

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leogachi 15

@44 My friends and I call it spit-roasting.

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914smv 18

Im not gonna comment like most ppl, I would just tell you to talk to your bf and express your concerns or observations about the situation.

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laden_swallow09 34

"Im not gonna comment like most ppl…" Yet here you are.

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MrSmush 19

Guys now what guys like, same with girls

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bad_boyfriend 10

I don't really get what the issue is. Your bf is bisexual, did you not know this before?

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leogachi 15

@53 He may not be. It could be that it didn't bother him in the moment.

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aeryn97 17

Maybe the fml isn't the fact he did a ******** but maybe he was better than her? that'd be a definite FYL. But since you were wanting the threesome, YDI. just a tip, if you build things up to be amazing in your head, then you may find yourself often disappointed.

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GhostFox 33

I kind of read this as the fantasy not living up to expectations and the most memorable thing was that OP's BF was good at ********, while the rest of the threesome fell flat.

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