By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown

Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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ajs1987 15

I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

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vikky538 28

I just threw up after reading this FML... how disgusting is that...

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Koolaidandtacos 21

I can't decide if that's better than or worse than the golden shower.

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AstridMissle 12

Atleast a golden shower is sterile if they don't have a bladder infection. Bath water is pure nastiness. Both are still gross

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exuberant_orange 17

That's so ******* weird. What did you say back? Sorry OP!

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sam882 28

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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Kielnmsoftly 26

So did it work? I mean it works for me! Such dedication, much creepy!

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sam882 28

#98 he certainly gets points for originality but, no it didn't work. lol

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Clawsified 6

If this ever happens again, charge for it (cash accepted upon time of offer) and tell him that you'll deliver it personally to him home the next time you bathe. Take the money, then and forget about him. Don't feel bad about scamming a creeper.

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kaablam 17

Don't give him points for originally OP! This is meant as a compliment, and the saying has been around for a long, long time.

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laden_swallow09 34

I can attest to this, 161. Not original. Not used a lot, but not original.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

I have had the same thing happen to me. Maybe they belong to the same creepy pick up line website.

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Linemanmike 17

I dont blame his gesture but wrong approach there ;)

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, that's an old pickup line - just like: I wish I could be your bathwater.

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sinn3r76 9

that's some funny shit, I hope you didn't take it seriously

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Grenith 21

You're too hot to not drink your bath water it's obviously YDI

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c0nus 11

That disgusting! Why would anyone do that

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katydid91 31

For some reason this post brings Quagmire to mind.

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