By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown

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Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
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sam882 28

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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ajs1987 15

I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

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openminded8 17

apparently he thought it would be scrHUMPcious...FYL

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ryannmichael 17

At least he attempted to compliment you, while some people don't compliment others at all.

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Nina825 21

I really don't think this classifies as a compliment ..

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amanda182 19

That's like one of the worst pickup lines ever..

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frostedfoster 15

Correction... Worst pick up line ever is "I'm a necrophiliac, wanna play dead?"

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SydLovesLacey 18

Take it as a compliment. (:

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KVYLV 16

I'd like to see him try.

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JKPwnage 27

"Hi, I'd like to place a restraining order?" Seriously, though, I suggest buying some mace or a taser or something, just in case ;)

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buckdharma 37

Maybe he's taking, "going green" to the extreme. He thinks the planet's hot, not you.

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