By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown

Spicy
Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 180
You deserved it 3 790

sam882 tells us more.

sam882 28

I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

ajs1987 15

I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

245 6

Comments

AutisticAbyss 10

That's like saying "Can I give you a lift in my white van"!

26 0
metalhead4740 14

"Whether or not you're ready for the white van, the white van is always ready for you"

16 0
sam882 28

Is the van equipped with a tear stained mattress, candy, and unfulfilled promises of puppies?

14 0
SystemofaBlink41 27

It wouldn't be a white van worth mentioning if it didn't have those things.

10 1
sexymomo1234 20

That is just straight up nasty! If you have a water bottle with you you should have poured him a cup and said "here, drink till your hearts content!" And walked away!

7 3
appletreee 30

Poor attempt to compliment you, OP. But, he tried.

2 9
Teyros 24

He doesn't have to try to be a creepy ass mofo.

1 1
Brittin8or 12

I agree, ew is right, If I got told that, i'd walk away fast, very fast.

3 2
estroyer9 14

I thought it was a normal thing to tell people that that :(

10 2
sprints54 19

Some people would feel flattered just saying

2 9
potato63 10

Ha! That's creepy weird

1 4