Transportation: Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue....

By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

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By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 26 March 2012 16:04

Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 26 March 2012 16:10

Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.

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ClumsyKee 14

Monday 26 March 2012 21:51

As someone who was born cross-eyed, I hope I don't meet any people like you. -_- As for the FML, how was him being cross-eyed a bigger issue than a random dude trying to serenade you? I don't know if I should laugh at your stupid immaturity, or feel pity. Nevermind. Immature people don't deserve any pity. YDI

hateevryone 14

Monday 26 March 2012 22:32

That is not funny. What if you were cross-eyed?

monique8axel 6

Monday 26 March 2012 22:48

****** up lady

snowie32398 0

Monday 26 March 2012 22:49

Wow, that's really rude. Shame on you.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 26 March 2012 22:50

Was he cross-eyed from being a castratti singer in the Church Boys Choir?

CRC_101 31

Monday 26 March 2012 23:21

Really? If you feel like laughing at the sight of one cross-eyed guy, you're going to have a lot of problems with society. I find it hard to believe that you haven't been confronted over something like this before; it sounds like you're surrounded by some true gentlemen. Grow up quickly, please.

1R1X0X0 10

Monday 26 March 2012 23:50

Your behavior sucks. Laughing at people with disabilities is so low!

linkinpark98 23

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:36

Are you sure he was looking at you?

dansco 24

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:02

Are you sure it was you? Not the person next to you? lol

G0odgrief 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:17

My baby cousin is as cute as can be but he was also born cross eyed a and it really can look funny especially if you can't pinpoint what is different. If he ever sees the picture that his mom put on the Christmas cards the year he was born he will never forgive her.