Transportation: Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue....

By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 26 March 2012 16:04

Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 26 March 2012 16:10

Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.

Comments

daltonromanowski 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 4:28

wow rude as fuq tbh.

BeatifulPenguin 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 4:35

Wow!! That probably hurt him! Be sensitive to other people's feelings because you're not the only one who has those.

KatieKupcake4195 9

Tuesday 27 March 2012 4:38

He can't help being cross-eyed OP. Don't laugh at people for something they can't help. When I was younger I was friends with a girl who has down syndrome and let me tell you: This girl is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet and she has so much courage and strength. I admire her. This girl I went to elementary school with, she was mentally handicapped. I remember seeing all these kids making fun of her, and she didn't let it get to her. She was also very sweet and brave. She still just smiled and was still proud of herself and she should be proud of herself. :) So please OP, think about these things before you laugh.

prettykitty102 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 7:49

Being serenaded is awkward in any case.

cookie_crumble89 11

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:09

You sound like a horrible person

BcICan08 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 13:13

It's all you could do not to laugh??? that's not very nice at all. you should treat people the way you would like to be treated. how would you like it if we all just laughed at you? you're an ass!

uncivil 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 13:34

I thinks it's funny not because some cross eyed guy buy some random person would do that but I'm not gunna bash on her for laughing I would have done the same

MissHayleyJames 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 15:54

Wow people are dumb. And I don't mean the OP.

HykariRYU 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 17:18

One day you're going to be the creepy person in the subway serenading to people.

OHai15 12

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:31

thats really not cool OP, i like a boy in my class and he is cross-eyed. ppl call him ugly, i disagree because he is funny and has a nice personality. fyl