Transportation: Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue....

By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 10:53 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a man on the subway serenaded me. That's not the issue. He was cross-eyed, making it hard for me not to laugh in his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 11:17 - United States

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 09:45 - United Kingdom - Bicester

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By anonmys - 18/07/2010 21:47 - United States

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Monday 26 March 2012 16:04

Forever alone doesn't mind being serenaded by creeps on the train. It's also pretty rude to laugh at people with disabilities. There's a special place in hell for people like you. Lol jokes! You have every right to laugh at a creeper trying to creep you up in a subway, especially if they're cockeyed! Besides, he was probably looking at the person next to you.

ohmandapants 16

Monday 26 March 2012 16:10

Seriously OP? You're an immature bitch. You find it funny that this poor man is cross-eyed? Well then I guess the only reason he serenaded you was because he couldn't see you properly. Doesn't feel good to be made fun of does it? Laugh because he's serenading you, don't laugh 'cause he's cross-eyed.

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rubberduckie94 13

Monday 26 March 2012 17:27

Everyone stop calling op a bitch. She said it was hard not to laugh, we don't know if she did or didn't. We don't know what he sang(could have been some crazy song) plus the sheer surreal aspect of being sung to on the subway, I challenge anyone not to laugh. Grammar nazis feel free to laugh at the clunkiness of this post. My apologies.

BunBunBabe 8

Monday 26 March 2012 17:33

It WOULD be hard not to laugh, but because a lot of things, I would be laughing out of nervousness and awkwardness of the situation

daemary 0

Monday 26 March 2012 18:22

Thats SO RUDE . A sweet man has the guts to sing to you in front of EVERYONE and you laugh at him cause hes cross eyed?! -_- Your a person that people call Shallow.

ezelisko 1

Monday 26 March 2012 18:52

i wish an older cross eyed man would seranade me on the subway... hell i wouldn't mind if it was AT subway. kidding of course. look at the better side of it op. i bet it did make you smile. not every man has that ability.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 26 March 2012 18:59

I hope he doesn't cross paths with you again...

doglover569 0

Monday 26 March 2012 20:41

And no wonder why guys don't try... Girls like you... I hope you're forever alone!

OC4815 0

Monday 26 March 2012 20:51

People like you are ass holes. You laugh at him for something he has no control over and cannot change. You're disgusting.

209BabyGirl 0

Monday 26 March 2012 21:21

Bitch atleast thou got sung to.... don't dis people who are trying to do something nice for you.... your ugly ass is probably to ******* stupid to realize that a decent looking guy wouldn't even give you a second glance let alone serenade you....... be appreciative fitly ass bitch