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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 23:29 - Switzerland

Today, a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

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By sorrystupid - 02/06/2015 07:42 - United States

Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML

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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

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By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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By irony, huh? - 20/10/2019 14:00

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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By Josh - 06/03/2015 00:25 - United States - Fenton

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I gave a man a cigarette. He spent the rest of the day so far following me around, telling me all about his medical history, and chasing after me when I got too far away. I couldn't get rid of him for hours. FML

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Thanks, dude

By unfortunate - 09/06/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I was late to work and couldn't get my gas tank open. Panicking, I asked the only person around to help me who happened to be a very large man. He was able to open it for me and seemed really nice. That is until he pulled out a knife and robbed me. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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newburton13 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:31

Buddy, he did you a favor.

Dancer3626 11

Saturday 10 August 2013 5:31

That's a lesson to not smoke.

Comments

bribritaytay 11

Saturday 10 August 2013 20:22

Smoking kills.

Krystal3408 32

Saturday 10 August 2013 20:34

That's a sign. Quit smoking.

ball_is_life 2

Saturday 10 August 2013 23:32

idiot

lagrimae 9

Sunday 11 August 2013 0:09

smoking will b get you killed someday.

joshuarowe88 5

Sunday 11 August 2013 3:35

Smoking kills.

GraphicAustin 8

Sunday 11 August 2013 8:07

You're lucky that's all that was stolen

SchanzE 0

Sunday 11 August 2013 13:49

Smoking is like paying to die earlier

interesting33 36

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:32

He has issues - I hope he gets help and you are okay OP

laughlots4195 7

Sunday 11 August 2013 19:53

Wait...what the hell?

guci101 14

Monday 12 August 2013 2:10

See! Smoking CAN kill!

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