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By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 23 May 2016 1:35

Drunk driving Talking and driving Drowsy driving Texting and driving Reading and driving Applying makeup and driving Road sex I never thought I'd have to add "Picking and driving" to my Stupid Things Only Idiots Do While Driving list.

cfojo 19

Monday 23 May 2016 1:15

Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

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aconsultant 9

Monday 23 May 2016 15:42

I misread motorist as a terrorist. FML

RosesThorn17 7

Monday 23 May 2016 16:36

Well, either way. 1. You still weren't paying attention to the road, which is entirely your fault. 2. That, is DISGUSTING

IssacB 14

Monday 23 May 2016 17:16

Haha, I admire your bravery OP. Admittance to not only picking your nose, but having pride in it too.

NYGiants1925 22

Monday 23 May 2016 17:36

Are you 4 years old?

TigrexTeeth 16

Monday 23 May 2016 18:54

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE

Lunchy306 8

Monday 23 May 2016 19:34

put your damn phone down

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 23 May 2016 22:47

She wasn't on her phone. She was picking her noise and admiring her boogers.

Talented73 54

Saturday 30 July 2016 3:34

Was it a hard, crusty one or a long stringy one? Who cares, you should have flung your booger at the motorist.

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