By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML
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DocBastard 38

Drunk driving Talking and driving Drowsy driving Texting and driving Reading and driving Applying makeup and driving Road sex I never thought I'd have to add "Picking and driving" to my Stupid Things Only Idiots Do While Driving list.

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cfojo 19

Well, either way you were distracted. Try to be more careful!

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sillymama 21

This made me laugh way too hard. All the comments did too.

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False_Stupidity 41

I don't mind a good pick while driving especially if it's a hard crusty booger that is otherwise distracting me, but I never take my eyes off the road to admire it. To be honest it is just as dangerous and stupid as texting.

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jamieblue6 16

A missed opportunity to shut them up by flashing your junk or **** at them xD

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Talented73 54

....Or just flicked your booger at them....

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edmunson 22

Should have just said you were sorry and shake her hand ... With your booger hand!

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meghanclean 17

I don't understand how this is an FML, honestly. You were distracted while driving which puts you and those around you at risk. YDI.

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Lsalt007 6

You know they caught you eating it.

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completerubbish 17

It snot right to pick your nose and drive.

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xxUnknown 19

You should've flicked it at him and told him to mind his business .

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spudking 19

Grosser than being on the phone but just as distracting. YDI. Hang on, Wandsworth? Pay attention to the road you bastard, you're too close to me and I don't want to be run over.

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