By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
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Pleonasm 35

That's more of a HDI, I would've been laughing my ass off at him if I were you, OP, don't take it too seriously.

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twinkiefeets 17

Next time make sure you aren't wearing red and khaki when you shop at target.

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maimengming 10

Why didn't you tell him you don't work there after the first comment? He would have stopped bothering you.

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LO388 7

Yeah either that or have some fun messing with him first.

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Bikrbum 6

So did the person look like an ass when the manager showed up?

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mommy_me 4

Don't Fucken Dress Lyk Youu Work At Target

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astralvagan 20

Don't spell like your retarded.... It's comments like that that make me want to throw a dictionary at people that talk like that

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PipingMouse 14

I think you meant: It would be better if you went to Target with clothes that don't match their uniforms. Text talk is meant for talking. FML is a little more civilized :P

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AznSamoan52 10

14- I lost brain cells reading your comment.

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itsBEEarOHseekay 12

16- Yet you misspelled "you're." Pot meet kettle.

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Llama_Face89 33

Sir, I want to slam your head repeatedly into a wall but it seems someone beat me to it. Causes some significant brain damage by the looks of it.

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Llama_Face89 33

16- to build on 22's comment, you also overused demonstrative adjectives.

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winkydog4056 16

#17_Yikes, who pissed on your corn flakes today?!

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annie_nk 22

I believe text speak is against the rules anyway. Even if it isn't, if U Typp Lyk Diss, you're gonna be attacked.

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HarleeMae 6

I think my picture says it all.

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astralvagan 20

At least they said you looked pretty... Some people are blinded by their own sense of entitlement that they actually think they own places like target.... Dipshits

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astralvagan 20

22, first off, I at least spelled a legible word. Second, I use FML from my phone and unfortunately it didn't pick up that typo. So, feel free to point the finger all you want.

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AznSamoan52 10

He must've felt like an ass when he realized you didn't work there.

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andromeda335 9

I sincerely hope that you were wearing a shirt other than the colour red... Will only make this funnier

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blackpuddle 30

I once got mistaken for a Target employee. While wearing a black tank top, black pants and carrying a messenger bag. I was very confused.

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Ally156 5

That's awkward. Wonder what the manager said when he/she realized that you weren't one of the workers.

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winkydog4056 16

Now you know you have the qualifications for the privilege of gainful employment at Target.

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gonzo28 3

Better than some managers I knew while working there.

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