By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
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Pleonasm 35

That's more of a HDI, I would've been laughing my ass off at him if I were you, OP, don't take it too seriously.

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twinkiefeets 17

Next time make sure you aren't wearing red and khaki when you shop at target.

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buckdharma 36

should have told him, i am the manager and your outbursts will not be tolerated. leave now or i will dial up security.

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Krajjan 9

Noor never wears red. Always black. Always.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Number 1. Take it for the complement it is... Number 2. If you're jobless, that was a good opportunity. Number 3. lol at that pick up line.

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BubbleGrunge 18

What an ass! Some people have nothing better to do with themselves than try to get others in trouble. Even if you did work there, what business is it of his if you were just standing there. Should have let the manager come and had him kicked out for being a dick and harassing you.

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winkydog4056 16

Dear Pleonasm, Would you be so kind as to explain the mechanics of an oscillating penis to wanky dog? The mental image I've been left with has worn out my neurons. Thank you.

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lilhellian 26

Thanks noor im going to target to try this now! :)

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jhouserocker 6

Why didn't you tell him you didn't work there?

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kiraleann 16

Ah, shoppers. There are the ones who think you're an employee even if you're clearly not, and there are ones who ask you if you work at the store even if it's obvious that you do.

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